Welcome to Pandora, kiddos

Favorite Video Game Characters: Handsome Jack
->Borderlands 2

eposetties:

PEOPLE WHO COVER SONGS AND DONT CHANGE THE PRONOUNS 
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glassxrose:

Okay, but don’t try to tell me that vines from Night Vale wouldn’t be the best.

  • Waking up and screaming at the sunrise to shut up
  • Pulling hoods off of the hooded figures
  • Saying things just to freak out the Sheriff’s Secret Police
  • Making beats with the humming entities at the post office
  • Aging millions of years after looking through a portal
  • Soul merging with the family dog
  • "Do it for the vine" as the subject goes to drink some of "JP’s OJ"
  • Someone screaming deprecating things at a mountain.
  • Cecil trying to interrogate the moon
  • Trying to make The Whispering Forest angry
  • Cats harvesting souls
  • Shouting “Ooh, he’s STEALIN’” as the hooded figure that steals babies, steals a baby in the background.
  • "I Can’t Stop" playing as people become transfixed by the WALK signals
  • Raves with the Glow Cloud
  • "But First, Let Me Take A Selfie" with the faceless old woman, and all of the pictures are nothing but the insides of people’s houses.
  • Repeated vines of Steve Carlsberg smack-cams (Probably all from Cecil.)
  • Being chased by plastic bags
  • Walking up to strangers and asking if they want to buy any wheat
  • Sassy Old Woman Josie
  • Two people screaming “DOG PARK” back and forth, with confused people in the background.
  • Vines taken from the cameras all over Night Vale
  • Vines from the interns
  • Vines from the black angel
  • Vines from Carlos and his team of scientists
  • Vines about Khoshekh
  • Vines from each of Hiram McDaniels’ heads.
  • Night Vale vines
ATTENTION!

aegyo-shinee:

jawnsfluffyjumper:

Whoever reblogs this, I will draw a little sketch of what I think of your URL! This ends May 5th! I’ll do all, I swear. c:

ooooooh

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

kurgy:

zanleyangelspit:

I want to draw…my mind says yes…but….my body says no….

Nooooooooooooo….

this is me 100% of the time

zanleyangelspit:

-casually watches porn to purely get ideas-

-scribbles down ideas-

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

janetails:

I found my favorite Wiki entry ever

"SEXY HYPNOTISM" screamed as a dude kicks over a trash can. "YOU HYPNOTIZED YET", he asks, then hits a candy machine with a bat. "SEXY HYPNOTISM"